captainclayman

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Cool, I'm on Newgrounds! It's Been my lifelong dream, since like, 5 minutes before I signed up. BTW, Lol Industries Rules!

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6/26/07

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Flash Reviews: 30
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Score: 10
Tekken-Devils End

"that was frickin awesome. I mean it."

submission: Tekken-Devils End
date: July 17, 2007

That was really cool. I don't know what that other guy was talking about, and between you and me, I would rather play Zelda than Tekken Any day. You are a really good artist with a lot of potential, keep the flashes coming. But a little piece of advice for ya, rethink the walking thing. It's a little slow and choppy. other than that it was a masterpiece.

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Score: 0
Thanks Tom

"It wasn't much of anything."

submission: Thanks Tom
date: July 17, 2007

You could have made a lot more. To tell you the truth, that film wasn't a whole lot of anything.
But it meant what it said. I don't know what to saybecause it seemed kind of effortless. PLZ make more to show us a little more talent.

I'm sure that Tom Fulp liked it though, I think that the only reason you did that was to suck up to Tom. Maybe you have something newgrounds related to hide.
Dun-Dun-DUN.

July 17, 2007

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Score: 10
Splash Attack

"ummm..."

submission: Splash Attack
date: July 17, 2007

Am I just having deja vu, or does this deserve a 10 out of 10 and a vote of 5?

Ah, screw it, just take 'em both, and I gotta go to some therapy.

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Score: 7
Kermit Kombat

"It was crap. I loved it, LOL."

submission: Kermit Kombat
date: July 14, 2007

Usually I hate these kind of movies
But this is different. While watching, I was like, WTF? But then, i was all haha LOL in the end. It didn't really Blow anything out of the water, and the kermit the frog voice sucked. The graphics were kind of dumb, but still funny.
Usually I don't like those choose the ending fight things, because there are a only like 2 or three, and the endings are stupid. This one on the other hand, had many attack things and wasted PLENTY of my time. Yay for time wasting!
Over all, it was good, but very "fish out of water-ish"
but you know what they say, just because something feels"fish out of water-ish" doesn't mean it sucks! A good example: Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

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Score: 9
Stick Animator v2

"Yay! Flash for nOObs who don't have Flash *sob*"

submission: Stick Animator v2
date: July 9, 2007

I would completely ignore this game if I already had Flash (have to wait until August) but because I'm still a nOOb, I've been playing it non-stop. It's like, when you really want something, you look at it all day. I did this with the iPhone too, Lol.
Anyways, as soon as I get flash, I will definitely use the actionscript thing and put it as my flash's preloader. I really liked the feel of the game, but if anything it made flash look like rocket science. You should definitely make Flash tutorials for nOObs like me who don't have any experience with it, because you look like you know what you're talking about when it comes to flash. Almost every aspect of the game works smoothly.

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Score: 9
The Unknown

"I want to say it's cool..."

submission: The Unknown
date: July 8, 2007

But the ending sucked. That was the only thing wrong! It's the big dramatic death scene, and then you ruin it and ever so blandly remind us that it's just a movie. I mean, I knew it was A movie, But the ending just made it dumb. Everything else rocked. It has all the makes for a really cool flash, maybe one of the best. Until the end, it had a lot of meaning, a lot of purpose, and over all great animation. Sound was cool, the background droning kind of noise added a lot of suspense, it was pretty good. You are a master of effects, though. You tend to blur out, or do the matrix spin thing, all of that was the cool, key feature of awesomeness in the whole thing.
The only thing I found wrong with the animation was their backs are always too straight. They always seem to main one shape. Standing up. If you ever are going to do another stick person movie, make their backs a curve instead of a line.

overall, It was cool though.

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Score: 10
Basic flash tut

"AWESOME!"

submission: Basic flash tut
date: July 6, 2007

Thanks! I'm just starting up w/ flash 8 (actually, just starting up with flash period), that really helped a lot! It was nice and clear, and made flash seem a lot easier. You should make more tutorials an actionscript, and maybe shading and effects!

:)

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Score: 10
Dad's at Work

"OMG his head caught on fire again!"

submission: Dad's at Work
date: July 5, 2007

Flipping FANTASTIC! That might have been the best one minute flash ever in the history of flash movies that are one minute long. Well, I don't know if it was the best, if you take it into consideration that there are some other really good ones, like the ones by Knox and Randy Solem, but it was really original, and it PWNED! Sakupen, You need to make a tutorial for how you make the hallways look all, 3D like that. I loved it, and now I'm going to spend the rest of the day just sitting around debating in my head whether Dad's home or Dad's at Work is better. But who doesn't sit on their butt all day? Well, At least the people who write reviews, anyways...

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Score: 8
Build Marios House

"Pretty cool"

submission: Build Marios House
date: July 5, 2007

It was kind of fun, for about a minute... it looked nice, I like the music, *BTW isn't that music from Super Mario Rampage*?

It Pwned a few of the other Dumb@$$ takes on Mario RPG, like, oh let's see.......... *cough*"questionable"*cough*"M ario RPG"*cough*...sorry. man! Sometimes I have such a bad cold I'll be coughing on paper! Literally! Anyways, the game was pretty neat, I liked it, but it didn't keep me interested long enough to build a new house.

BTW, next time, make the house space bigger. You get, an 8 out of 10

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Score: 4
Super Mario RPG

"Umm..."

submission: Super Mario RPG
date: July 4, 2007

This has all of the makes for a kind of fun game, but it wasn't that good. It was just crap. In fact, I got bored in about the amount of time it takes to read this review. The graphics were crappy, you could of at least used a sprite for the pipe in the first part. It just gave me a stupid feeling when playing, and it didn't make a lot of sense. Well, the story line was ok, but, all the rest was, well...let me put this in an acronym for you: WTF?
that's all I felt in the game. Put some effort into it next time, make a remake, and who knows. It might be better...
but this game just sucked.

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